Reincarnated in a depressing erotic world but living a normal life (right?)

The first act begins

"Where am I?!"

Those were the first words I said after waking up in a mysterious place that clearly wasn't my home...

What the heck is going on?!

Okay, calm down and breathe, me. Go back to your happy place, good, I can do this!!

First, analyze the situation, remember, me!

What was the last thing you did?!

Ohh... That's right... I was trying to uncover the mystery of what was happening every night...

So I stayed awake very late to find out, but halfway through I got bored and went to eat while watching some television... The last thing I remember was hearing a strange laugh before losing consciousness...

Isn't this bad?!

I'm clearly in a paranormal phenomenon!! (slap)

No, control yourself, me. First, think about how to get out of this. Let's see what I have with me for this situation.

Let's take roll call!!

Frying pan = yes

Electric taser = yes

Pepper spray = yes

First aid kit = yes

Insecticide = yes

Well, it seems I'm not completely defenseless!!

But... Would this really be enough to get out of here?... Hmm...

Ahh!!

I almost forgot!!

I still have Echidna!!

"Alright, I'm counting on you, Echidna!!"

But... No matter how much I tried to summon her... She didn't appear...

"Hello... I know you're there, Echidna?"

Even feeling her presence, she didn't respond. Could something be interfering?

There's no other way, I'll have to do it on my own!!

And with that resolution, I stood up, ready to start when...

"~Hello, sweetness~!!"

"Kyyyyyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!"

I saw what came out of the room....