Prologue
Prologue
"All I remember was walking down the street, looking at my phone, and the next moment, an infinite and terrifying darkness that engulfed everything. Okay, I won't lie, I'm terrified! I tried to scream, but nothing came out. That's when I realized I had no mouth... no body.
At first, I thought this was one of those situations where a 'God' would send me to another world, like in the stories, and I would live all kinds of adventures. But... no matter how long I waited, he never came and nothing changed. I don't know how much time passed, because there was no concept of time. No matter how much I screamed madly, cried, or tried to tear apart whatever I am now, there was no response! I just wanted to go crazy, but strangely, even that wasn't possible since I had no brain.
In an attempt to stay sane, I repeated my memories until I came to the conclusion: this was entirely the fault of a truck. I will never forgive that damn thing! If I see it again, I will destroy it, even if it costs me my existence! Oh, sorry, I got carried away by my hatred for whoever put me in this hell.
What? That it's also my fault for not paying attention? Look, friend, I don't think crossing the street without looking warrants punishment of this level in limbo... Wait a second? Who am I talking to?! Calm down, me... remember your happy place, go back to your happy place. That's it, okay, I calmed down.
Well, life (if you can call it that?) in this limbo is at least stable until, out of nowhere, everything lit up. A beautiful torrent of colors like I've never seen before illuminated me, and in a moment... I opened my eyes and could see something more than just darkness. And for the first time in a long, long, long, LOOOOONG TIME!!!!!!! I cried like there was no tomorrow until I fell asleep. FINALLY I AM FREEEEE!!!"